My hand turned me down
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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