: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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