i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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