I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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