She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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