they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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