We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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