You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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