you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
as a side note pls kill me
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