Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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