There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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