Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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