He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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