Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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