It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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