I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
