spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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