bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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