Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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