Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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