Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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