No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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