As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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