Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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