awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
