Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
