Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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