I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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