She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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