She's JV to your varsity
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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