there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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