Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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