She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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