Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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