Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
