Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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