that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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