with your own penis?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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