I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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