Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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