Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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