Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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