For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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