i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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