I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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