yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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