no, he came in my armpit
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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