Jerry, you need to find god
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
