yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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