Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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