Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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