I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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