dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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