You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just want nice things and good sex
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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