I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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