whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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