You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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