I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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